23 Days to 24

Oh. My. God.

It's May 1st. I can officially say that my birthday party is later this month. This is both exciting and terrifying... terrifying because there is still so much left to do (buy the rest of the pinatas, a 2nd tent for the roof, submit the ice sculpture design request, etc) but exciting because this is going to be the most insanely awesome birthday party... nay, the most insanely awesome PARTY in the history of mankind*.

If you're wondering why I haven't blogged this week, it's really none of your business. BUT, if you MUST know, it's because we spent the last 3 days working on the single most awesome birthday theme song ever compiled. And here, on May 1st, with 23 days until my landmark birthday celebration, I give you...

I'm On A Roof (ft. K-Pain)

Writing credit goes out to John McTigue. A big thanks to John, Andy Goldfarb and Keavy Landreth for making it happen.

If that song isn't enough to make you want to come to my party, I am going to have you committed to a mental institution... one of those awful ones where they use archaic forms of treatment like electro-shock therapy and sterilization. So if you ever want to have babies, come to my birthday party bitches.


*I specified "the history of mankind" because I'm certain the dinosaurs had some pretty fucking righteous parties in their day... I can't say with any certainty that this will top a dino throw down, but I'm going to do my best to make that happen.