11 Days to 24

I have a good reason for not blogging over the past couple weeks.

Anyways, as I was deciding not to tell you the reason I haven't blogged over the past couple weeks, it occurred to me how soon my birthday is. Ten days.

TEN DAYS.

Ten!? I have that many fingers. That means each day from here on out, I can lower one finger until all that's left is a single middle finger saying "Fuck you" to the age of 23.

Also, I have decided to start a charity to buy a Segway for an underprivileged individual. This is serious and deserves a moment of your time. A little goodwill, in quantity, can go so far. Please check out the twitter, give a dollar on tipjoy, and smile knowing that you've improved the life of someone deserving.





EDIT:
My good friend Andy pointed out that it is actually 11 days to 24... not 10 as I had previously labeled this post. As a result he is disqualified from the present contest and no longer my "good" friend.

ALSO - I urge you to check back every day leading up to the party. There will be a series of increasingly awesome posts. I can't wait to reveal today's adventure on the blog in the coming days... stay tuned.

EDIT EDIT:
Jesus christ, I have to start proofreading these posts... my whole damn post was about there only being ten days left till the party. Oh well, F it. See you tomorrow.